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Friday, July 24, 2009

Hey Dawg, don’t Bitch!



Ajmal Amir Kasab needs no introduction. By the vile act committed by him and his cronies on 26/11 and amongst them, being the sole survivor, he has toppled every other loathsome creature to become the latest international face of a terrorist. Ever since he’s been captured, he’s been trying to play the cat and mouse game, with little or less regard to the Indian sentiments. Disillusioned even in captivity, I might add. Be it making unjustified demands for newspapers (dude, you ain’t put up in a luxury hotel) or pulling monkey faces in the midst of the trial (don’t blame you for that… I’ll pass). Now, he’s sprung another bolt from the blue by confessing his crime when it was least expected. Goes on record saying “My crimes were committed in this world and the people of this world should punish me. I do not want punishment from God” (dude, seriously, you must be kidding. This condition of yours is monumental, considering you are demanding absolution from the Almighty).

Spare us the sob story, mate. Your trigger happy days are over. Crimes committed by you deserve severe punishment. You are nothing but a murderer. You ain’t shown no mercy. You ain’t getting none. Hey Dawg, don’t bitch. Allow me.

4 comments:

eeteez eyevan said...

well, methinks he's just been watching indian reality shows one too many. can't blame the ppor guy if he's trying to make a buck or two, before he's extradited back home. i won't be surprised if he stands for elections in the coming years and goes on to become the president as well... jai ho! india.

Richie said...

tch..tch... they should torture him with hindi soaps for the rest of his life.

krashwin said...

dimag ko shot hai woh...make good use of him...let him clean tattis etc. from the bombay roads; let him clean up mithi river with his hands; let him...

anz said...

He. Should. Be. Killed.