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Monday, April 9, 2007

Rumours!

Rumours can work wonders. It can ruin you beyond salvation, but if proved baseless it can also raise you to a level previously conceived improbable, if not impossible. Such was the state of affairs at Maina Gul on Thursday that a curious whisper from a colleague in the office went from ear to ear before it spread like wild fire. Word got around that Ash, the most eligible bachelor in town er. . in Amboli… hmm..Maina Gul, who had accompanied his parents to Mangalore had got engaged. That set the cat among the pigeons; would resentment among girls be a better expression? I guess that would explain things literally, but i would stick to cat among pigeons. To get back to the point, tongues were wagging incessantly. Girls began to voice their opinion openly that they did not approve of this ungentlemanly behaviour. Of course, when pretty young things engage cupid to aim their love darts at you, the one thing that you are not expected to do is sneak off to Mangalore and get yourself engaged. Little wonder then that when Ash entered office, work ground to a halt. The questions hurled at Ash intensified with every passing moment though shutterbugs were kept at bay. Even stout denials from Ash were met with accusing stares. It was only when the near and dear ones intervened and an official statement, to the effect that Ash still remained an eligible bachelor, was released that the raging storm was quelled. Amboli, if not Andheri, heaved a collective sigh of relief. Ash now rose to a level unequaled. Accusing stares are again replaced by loving glances shot through fluttering eyelids. Pretty young things have again started engaging the services of cupid to hurl love darts at Ash. In a nutshell, it's business as usual.

9 comments:

anz said...

Totally agree with you, richard... what started off as a harmless prank really snowballed into some of the most heartrending, melodramatic moments in DDW ever. Packets of tissues were exhausted in a matter of hours... many a tear shed on my shoulder.. but all's well that ends well...but u know... i had also spread another rumour sometime back... about your engagement.. .that fortunately passed unnoticed na.. no issues there :D

Richie said...

Anz,I agree with you in toto. when rumours of my engagement went around, I'm sure girls would have breathed a sigh of relief with only one thought on their minds 'Good riddance to bad rubbish' ;)

Chrisann said...

Ash engaged!!!
good thing rich's caption (disclaimer) read "rumours"
for a minute I was thinking another one bites the dust :)
and ahs is in amboli!!
dude
that's so close to where I am
the collective andheri sigh of relief was palpable
btw I got robbed

Richie said...

The sigh of relief caused tremors at our office:D
And what crook on earth commited the dastardly act of robbing a pretty lady?

Chrisann said...

some guys on a bike with no plates
guess you read about it on my blog

eeteez eyevan said...

when ash heard aboutthis conspiracy i'm sure the only words he must have uttered - et tu richard! (aaaaaaakhthooo richard!)

Chrisann said...

lol at eeet ees eyevan
eet ees whaat eeet ees

Richie said...

lolz @ eeteez eyevan...
When eyevan heard the news about ash getting engaged, he was the only one to declare "I knew it!" and went on to add why he thought as much. And when it was let out that the entire thing was a hoax, do you ppl know what he said?
No points for getting it right there; he declared "I knew it!" and that he was certain it was a bluff right from the beginning. Wot say anzz?

I wouldn't be surprised if one of his sobriquets is 'eeteez eye-noo-eet':D

krashwin said...

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